THE WEBMASTER


hello! my name is clown/rubicon, and i'm a 21-year-old enby (they/them) from the united states. i'm a budding meteorologist and tired creative trying to find my place in this world. i like scary things and sonic the hedgehog.


i'm also happily married to my best friend and the love of my life. if my husband's reading this, hi hon! you're so cool! i love you!!


THE WEBSITE


this website exists for the usual reasons: the corporatization & centralization of the internet sucks, social media sucks, and the inherent sanitization that comes with all of it super mega sucks. i wanted a place that was mine, unbeholden to the typical engagement-driven charade, and so i made a place. while this site exists for me and me alone, i hope you enjoy it, too.

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